I know the whole recession thing is not funny, but you got to use it to your advantage. How many dudes can't get a girl, due to low funds. Yea, all yall "MuthF***AZZ" I bet, but here is the hook up; courtesy of http://www.nikbagtv.com/:
Next time you take a girl out on a date and take her to McDonalds, and she gets an attitude, just say; "Hey its a reccession!!!"
Next time a girl in the club ask you to buy her a drink, and you ask the bartender for the "special", say "Hey, its a recession!!!"
Next time you goota take a young lady to your mothers basement, dont be imbarrased, just tell her "Hey, it's a recession!!!!"
JUST REMEMBER, blame everything on the recession, and she'll understand your a cheap-living with mom-putting name on orange juice- McDonald 99 cent menue buying, LOSER!!!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment