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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

WHAT IS MORAL IS WHAT YOU FEEL AFTER., and WHAT IS IMMORAL IS WHAT YOU FEEL BAD AFTER...Ernest Hemingway

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What is Moral is what you feel good after, what is immoral is what you feel bad after. Whats the meaning to this quote? I don't know. I think this was a classic case a drunken babble. Lets test that theory...

What is moral is what you feel good after.

I feel good after eating a Big Mac Large combo meal, but I was immoral because because a cow had to die for me to eat that delicious sandwich, i'm already over weight, and i did not bring any Mc Donalds home for my kids....

I feel good after sex, but I was immoral because I did not care if she enjoyed it, I was thinking of Beyonce the whole time, and I was holding my breath; cause her breath was kicking 50 yard field goals.

I feel good after getting my check at the end of the week, but I was immoral because I did not work to the best of my abilities, I stole money from the register, and I served food off the floor like 4 times on Tuesday.

What is immoral is what you feel bad after.

I feel bad after I steal money from the register from work, but morally it was good because I did not kill another person to eat

I feel bad after I take my kids to Chuckie Cheese cause I'll be broke, but morally it was good because I spent time with the family

I feel bad for homeless people, but morally I feel good because I gave them a quarter.DIS WAS



DUMB I KNOW, BUT IT WAS NUMBER ONE ON GOOGLE HOT TRENDS!!!!!!! So WHAT I"m An IDIOT!!!!!!

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