OBAMA SPEECH.....
My Thought and Other ThingsI watched his speech last night, but I could not tell if I was watching a Presidential speech, or secret game of Simon says between Pelosi and the rest of the Congress."The cost of action will be great, but the cost of inaction will be greater", WHAT MATH does "dis guy" do, 787 Billion is way grater than telling people that they are screwed and have to tough it out....He also said the country will invest $15 billion a year to develop technology for green energy..I'm all for that, anything that means more development to green, I'm $ it!!!On education, Obama set a goal of having the highest college graduation rate in the world by 2020....WHOA, He must not have met anybody in my family!!!!!!At the end of the day, his speech was just that....a speech, a very good one, but it will not make me go out and buy a Cadillac any time soon!!!!!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Hi, my name is Bobby Jindal, and I'm an Idoit
Hi, My name is BOBBYJINDAL and I'm and Idiot!!!!!
Hey, you know you suck when you look like this and your first name is BOBBY!!!!!!And you you say stuff like." Instead of monitoring volcanoes, what Congress should be monitoring is the eruption of spending in Washington, DC. "....Brah that was LAME!!!! and Weak....the next time you try to make a point do a little research.I feel sorry if you ever think about running for President, because your gonna lose in Alaska, Oregon, Hawaii, California, Arizona, New Mexico, Washington, Idaho, Utah, Wyoming, and South Dakota!!!!!...You know WHY!! because they all have volcanoes in their backyard YOU IDIOT!!!!
Hey, you know you suck when you look like this and your first name is BOBBY!!!!!!And you you say stuff like." Instead of monitoring volcanoes, what Congress should be monitoring is the eruption of spending in Washington, DC. "....Brah that was LAME!!!! and Weak....the next time you try to make a point do a little research.I feel sorry if you ever think about running for President, because your gonna lose in Alaska, Oregon, Hawaii, California, Arizona, New Mexico, Washington, Idaho, Utah, Wyoming, and South Dakota!!!!!...You know WHY!! because they all have volcanoes in their backyard YOU IDIOT!!!!
IT's OVER A.I.....
The Detroit Pistons lost their 6th straight game earlier this week to the Cleavland Cavaliers. This season was over the minute Allen Iverson name was stitched onto the number "1" jersey.
Iverson is DONE. He's a bum!!!! He's washed up without the rinse cycle, DINGY DONE!!! The thing that irks me the most is that in all these years, he has yet to develop a respectable outside jump-shot. He should have at least known that one day he was going to lose a step. He did not just lose a step. He went full Kunta Kente.
Another thing Iverson has developed a technique I call "THe Iverson Bailout." Check it out the next game. Its when A.I. goes full speed to the rack with no purpose; then leaves his feet just to quick scan the floor looking for a bailout pass or shot, which usually leads to a turn over. Peep it out next game.
He gets no more superstar calls. i don't know, but this year Iverson has been hitting the floor a lot more times and the refs are not blowing the whistle. Could it be that he's not a superstar anymore? Yea thats what I think. This year Iversons free throw attempts per game has dropped 50% this year from career average. He has dropped 10 points from his career point per game average, form 27 to 18 per game. And don't say he plays less minutes, because he's only playing three less minutes versus the career average.
At the end of the day, A.I. is not the same. I would not be surprised if his salary drops from 20 mil to 5 mil per. His "KILLA" cross over is basically "OVER".....Allen Iverson it's been good, but its over now!!!!!
Iverson is DONE. He's a bum!!!! He's washed up without the rinse cycle, DINGY DONE!!! The thing that irks me the most is that in all these years, he has yet to develop a respectable outside jump-shot. He should have at least known that one day he was going to lose a step. He did not just lose a step. He went full Kunta Kente.
Another thing Iverson has developed a technique I call "THe Iverson Bailout." Check it out the next game. Its when A.I. goes full speed to the rack with no purpose; then leaves his feet just to quick scan the floor looking for a bailout pass or shot, which usually leads to a turn over. Peep it out next game.
He gets no more superstar calls. i don't know, but this year Iverson has been hitting the floor a lot more times and the refs are not blowing the whistle. Could it be that he's not a superstar anymore? Yea thats what I think. This year Iversons free throw attempts per game has dropped 50% this year from career average. He has dropped 10 points from his career point per game average, form 27 to 18 per game. And don't say he plays less minutes, because he's only playing three less minutes versus the career average.
At the end of the day, A.I. is not the same. I would not be surprised if his salary drops from 20 mil to 5 mil per. His "KILLA" cross over is basically "OVER".....Allen Iverson it's been good, but its over now!!!!!
USE the Recession to your advantage!!!!
I know the whole recession thing is not funny, but you got to use it to your advantage. How many dudes can't get a girl, due to low funds. Yea, all yall "MuthF***AZZ" I bet, but here is the hook up; courtesy of http://www.nikbagtv.com/:
Next time you take a girl out on a date and take her to McDonalds, and she gets an attitude, just say; "Hey its a reccession!!!"
Next time a girl in the club ask you to buy her a drink, and you ask the bartender for the "special", say "Hey, its a recession!!!"
Next time you goota take a young lady to your mothers basement, dont be imbarrased, just tell her "Hey, it's a recession!!!!"
JUST REMEMBER, blame everything on the recession, and she'll understand your a cheap-living with mom-putting name on orange juice- McDonald 99 cent menue buying, LOSER!!!!!
Next time you take a girl out on a date and take her to McDonalds, and she gets an attitude, just say; "Hey its a reccession!!!"
Next time a girl in the club ask you to buy her a drink, and you ask the bartender for the "special", say "Hey, its a recession!!!"
Next time you goota take a young lady to your mothers basement, dont be imbarrased, just tell her "Hey, it's a recession!!!!"
JUST REMEMBER, blame everything on the recession, and she'll understand your a cheap-living with mom-putting name on orange juice- McDonald 99 cent menue buying, LOSER!!!!!
TERRY FOSTER>>>>SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!
I was reading the Detroit News earlier today, and read Terry Foster's article about Rasheed Wallace. It was a complete waste, much like most of the stuff I write; but the only difference, he actually think he's right. "DIS GUY" said " Joe (Dumars) should just release Sheed to teach him a lesson" "WHAT DA FUDGE"!!!! Teach him a lesson, is it teaching him a lesson by giving him an early release, so he can just relax the year out spending his millions. NOPE..That is a REWARD...IDIOT!!!.... I say bench him the whole game and let him play with Walter Hermman in garbage time!!! See that would learn him.
Terry was the main dude in 04 praising and begging "SHED" to stay, now that the Pistons are not going make the playoffs, it's "OFF WIT SHEED HEAD"...gimmie a break. Hey, Terry your washed up and out of touch with da streets.....come to nikbagtv university, and I'll teach you how to be a real sports critic..."GET SOME"...!!!!
Terry was the main dude in 04 praising and begging "SHED" to stay, now that the Pistons are not going make the playoffs, it's "OFF WIT SHEED HEAD"...gimmie a break. Hey, Terry your washed up and out of touch with da streets.....come to nikbagtv university, and I'll teach you how to be a real sports critic..."GET SOME"...!!!!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
IF CHRIS BROW IS OFF LIMITS WHO ELSE SHOULD BE.....
Don't be mad its just for conversation reasons. I only picked my top 5but it was at least 50 others.
Kobe BryantWe all know the story. He cheated on his wife. Had unprotected sex.Lied about it in the beginning. Also was accused of Rape.Kobe made a crazy comeback but if you like this guy then you should forgive Chris Brown
R. KellyAccused of Statutory Rape on several occasionsEven-though this guy will never get back in good graces with everyone, still he has been pooping up here and there on the radio lately. If you can even listen his sexy songs and not have a creepy feeling about the lyrics, then you can forgive Chris Brown
Micheal JacksonAccused of Child Molestation and being just a weird dudeIf you can even look at this cat and not say "DIS GUY"...then you could forgive Chris Brown
Barrack ObamaAdmitted doing cocaine and by the look of this picture he was "SMAKING JAI HO's"..LOL!!!!!He cool with me, but if white people actually voted for a black man to be president, then you could forgive Chris Brown...This one don't make sense if you really think about it, but anytime I can find a reason to put Obama on my site is good!!!!!!
Halle Berry "4 Letting Sling Blade Hit DAT"If we actually still will even take her serious after letting Bill Bob Thorton "BEAST BONE" her, then we can certainly forgive Chris Brownhonorable
MentionLil Wayne; kissing babySolja Boy; killing hip hopGucci Mane for "Shirt Off" song
This LIST was strictly for comedic purposes
Don't be mad its just for conversation reasons. I only picked my top 5but it was at least 50 others.
Kobe BryantWe all know the story. He cheated on his wife. Had unprotected sex.Lied about it in the beginning. Also was accused of Rape.Kobe made a crazy comeback but if you like this guy then you should forgive Chris Brown
R. KellyAccused of Statutory Rape on several occasionsEven-though this guy will never get back in good graces with everyone, still he has been pooping up here and there on the radio lately. If you can even listen his sexy songs and not have a creepy feeling about the lyrics, then you can forgive Chris Brown
Micheal JacksonAccused of Child Molestation and being just a weird dudeIf you can even look at this cat and not say "DIS GUY"...then you could forgive Chris Brown
Barrack ObamaAdmitted doing cocaine and by the look of this picture he was "SMAKING JAI HO's"..LOL!!!!!He cool with me, but if white people actually voted for a black man to be president, then you could forgive Chris Brown...This one don't make sense if you really think about it, but anytime I can find a reason to put Obama on my site is good!!!!!!
Halle Berry "4 Letting Sling Blade Hit DAT"If we actually still will even take her serious after letting Bill Bob Thorton "BEAST BONE" her, then we can certainly forgive Chris Brownhonorable
MentionLil Wayne; kissing babySolja Boy; killing hip hopGucci Mane for "Shirt Off" song
This LIST was strictly for comedic purposes
VH1
I KNOW I KNOW......I SHOUL'd NOT B WATCHING DIS GUY BUT.......
Man tonight was so funny. He suppose to be a player, but he got "JAI HO's" calling other dudes, not just other dudes but pimps in his house, on his phone....Now if that was not the funny part, but look how WACK he acted....The only cuss word he said was "BITCHES"...how lame. This guy continues to amaze me with his WACKNESS. I thought he was somewhat a playa, but now I see he's "LUNCHMEAT"...Yea I GAVE him props for smashing KIM K, look what she got out the deal 5 mill, a reality show, and Reggie Bush. Not sound guy, but that was a come up!!!!.....And now, I can't wait to see who wins this show, so I can see who will blow up next. But on another note...CAVIAR WAS FINE!!!!!!!!
THESE CLOWNS R WORTHLESS!!!!!
I dont even know why i'm gonna mention these guys on my site , but they all R WALKIN WACKNESS!!!!!!!! not much to say about this group, they was just on and I happen to see them and ...Hold up!!!! These guys are having an ASS KISSING competition. ALLLLL..... T-Weed slipped and fell. Not only did he lose an ass kissing competition, but he came in second. So basically, he was kissing ass for nothing.WHAT
Man tonight was so funny. He suppose to be a player, but he got "JAI HO's" calling other dudes, not just other dudes but pimps in his house, on his phone....Now if that was not the funny part, but look how WACK he acted....The only cuss word he said was "BITCHES"...how lame. This guy continues to amaze me with his WACKNESS. I thought he was somewhat a playa, but now I see he's "LUNCHMEAT"...Yea I GAVE him props for smashing KIM K, look what she got out the deal 5 mill, a reality show, and Reggie Bush. Not sound guy, but that was a come up!!!!.....And now, I can't wait to see who wins this show, so I can see who will blow up next. But on another note...CAVIAR WAS FINE!!!!!!!!
THESE CLOWNS R WORTHLESS!!!!!
I dont even know why i'm gonna mention these guys on my site , but they all R WALKIN WACKNESS!!!!!!!! not much to say about this group, they was just on and I happen to see them and ...Hold up!!!! These guys are having an ASS KISSING competition. ALLLLL..... T-Weed slipped and fell. Not only did he lose an ass kissing competition, but he came in second. So basically, he was kissing ass for nothing.WHAT
WHAT IS MORAL IS WHAT YOU FEEL AFTER., and WHAT IS IMMORAL IS WHAT YOU FEEL BAD AFTER...Ernest Hemingway
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What is Moral is what you feel good after, what is immoral is what you feel bad after. Whats the meaning to this quote? I don't know. I think this was a classic case a drunken babble. Lets test that theory...
What is moral is what you feel good after.
I feel good after eating a Big Mac Large combo meal, but I was immoral because because a cow had to die for me to eat that delicious sandwich, i'm already over weight, and i did not bring any Mc Donalds home for my kids....
I feel good after sex, but I was immoral because I did not care if she enjoyed it, I was thinking of Beyonce the whole time, and I was holding my breath; cause her breath was kicking 50 yard field goals.
I feel good after getting my check at the end of the week, but I was immoral because I did not work to the best of my abilities, I stole money from the register, and I served food off the floor like 4 times on Tuesday.
What is immoral is what you feel bad after.
I feel bad after I steal money from the register from work, but morally it was good because I did not kill another person to eat
I feel bad after I take my kids to Chuckie Cheese cause I'll be broke, but morally it was good because I spent time with the family
I feel bad for homeless people, but morally I feel good because I gave them a quarter.DIS WAS
DUMB I KNOW, BUT IT WAS NUMBER ONE ON GOOGLE HOT TRENDS!!!!!!! So WHAT I"m An IDIOT!!!!!!
What is Moral is what you feel good after, what is immoral is what you feel bad after. Whats the meaning to this quote? I don't know. I think this was a classic case a drunken babble. Lets test that theory...
What is moral is what you feel good after.
I feel good after eating a Big Mac Large combo meal, but I was immoral because because a cow had to die for me to eat that delicious sandwich, i'm already over weight, and i did not bring any Mc Donalds home for my kids....
I feel good after sex, but I was immoral because I did not care if she enjoyed it, I was thinking of Beyonce the whole time, and I was holding my breath; cause her breath was kicking 50 yard field goals.
I feel good after getting my check at the end of the week, but I was immoral because I did not work to the best of my abilities, I stole money from the register, and I served food off the floor like 4 times on Tuesday.
What is immoral is what you feel bad after.
I feel bad after I steal money from the register from work, but morally it was good because I did not kill another person to eat
I feel bad after I take my kids to Chuckie Cheese cause I'll be broke, but morally it was good because I spent time with the family
I feel bad for homeless people, but morally I feel good because I gave them a quarter.DIS WAS
DUMB I KNOW, BUT IT WAS NUMBER ONE ON GOOGLE HOT TRENDS!!!!!!! So WHAT I"m An IDIOT!!!!!!
Friday, February 20, 2009
The OBAMA EFFECT
First, it was Barrack Obama, who made history as the first African American President, now history is being made again, I GUESS. Walt Disney has introduced it's first black American Princess. Princess Tina, of the animated film "Princess and the Fog". YAAAAA!!!!!!The characters in the film will be Anika Noni Rose, tha chick from DREAMGIRLS will be the voice of Tina, and The Big "O", Oprah Winfrey, will be the voice of her mother. Double YAAAAAAa!!!!Anika was quoted in The New York Daily News saying "Not only is she the first black princess, she's the first American princess. We've never had an American princess. So the scope and significance is larger than people even realize," .......FOR REAL!!!!!!
I'm GOING IN!!!!!
Is it good that the first Black Princess in a Disney movie is from America? NAWWW thats WAck...We live in a Democracy, not a Hierarchy(thats when you have kings and queens, fo you illiterate muth8fu4#zzzz). So why do the first black Princess gotta be from America, and not Africa..or betta yet England. Next, the tittle " The Princess and the Frog"...WHAT!!! Dont tell me that the first time we become a princess we gotta kiss a damn frog...we been kissing ass too long, sorry my bad I was getting my Al Sharpton on...lol... OKAY now on to Anika Noni Rose quote. " the scope and significance is larger than people even realize"...WHAT R U SMOKING...Its no significance in this what so ever. What, now my daughter can now inspire to b a princess in America, but even better a cartoon.."RIGHT".... I'll say this though, Disney is doing a good job ridding the whole "First Black" wave all the way to the bank. It 's gonna work. I can see it now, Sasha and Malia(those are Obama daughters for you illetrate F**KS) dressed up in their Princess Tina costumes for Halloween and Michelle Obama standing behind them in a L.A. Lakers warm-up looking like Shaq lil big sister.....LOL..........
The Piston Suck!!!!
HA HA HA ....This guy is a frekin joke last night the pistons lost again, to the Milwaukee Bucks 92 86.... Dis is 4 in a row now. Man Mark Curry changes the line up more then jammie Fox's ...okay, now McDyse is starting yea he played great last night. But can he do that the whole second half of the season.....HELL NO!!!!!! Man this team Sucks...Curry is not a coach.....And Joe Dumars is a fool if he does not make a move by the trading break. My suggestions, Trade Mark Curry for a chicken snack box with fries.........Donate Iverson hair to Paris Hilton vagina, and ummmm Make Tyshon get Liposuction....and tell him to swallow skittles and try to guess which color he's eating......WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!!!! THA SEASON IZ OVER!!!!!!!
SOMEBODY GET DIS GUY OUTTA HERE!!!
RAAAASHEEEEED WALLACE...Plese somebody get him outta here. He's 6'10' 230 and plays like hes 6'6' 210...If you wanna be a small forward learn how to dribble and shoot. "NOT HEAVE". I dont wanna hear on any given night he could be the best player in the league. On any given night I could come up with the cure to cancer too. This guy is garbage. Washed up. And delusional. With 15 seconds to go you got an isolation one on one backing down Timmy D, easy right?..NAW dis guy has the clear path to the hoop but he does a bull crap turn around "FADAWAY"...."FADAWAY" You usually associate fadaway with guards and small fawards that got shooting skills. Not a 6'11'' power forward backing down with no opposition in the paint to stop him. That last play tonight is what separates RASHEEED from the greats...Kevin GArnett, Tim Duncan, Dewight Howard, and Heck...freakin' Okur would had converted that into two point or an AND ONE.....
IM NOT GAY, NOT THAT THERE's ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!!!
On the real I'm not gay. I don't have anything against people. I'm not homophobic..I'm just "penis in the butt phobic"..just kidding I had to do that or I would not b me......But on another note....I was watching this clip of The Tyra Banks Show. HOLD UP!!!I was watching Tyra Banks I just might be gay" I"M SORRY I"M GONNA QUIT".... But i was watching the Tyra Show, and she had guest that were gay and hated themselves for being bay......Am I insensitive or just cold hearted, dont know?..But how can you hate something you can change about yourself when ever you wanted to. Like if your gay then just stop being gay, its easy like 96% of the world does it. But how can you b gay and hate gays...Like, how does that work..You have gay sex then after you done you say "WOW that was great homosexual sex, not get out you FAGGOT, I'll call you tomorrow, so we can do it Again, Have a nice day FRUIT CAKE!!!!It's crazy, like I'm black if I hated being black there's nothing I could really do, Whats my options I'm black and I hate it so I'm gonna drive my truck in the mud....I'm white and I hate it so I'm gonna put a phone in my baby's name. I'm Mexican and I hate it so I'm gonna buy a Neon and ride only 6 deep instead of 10. IT WAS A WEIRD STORY!!!!!!!PLEASE DONT GET MAD THEY MADE ME WRITE
Al Sharton SIT DOWN!!!!!
CHILL OUT BRAHHH!!!!!!!!
I tell ya!...We went from marching for the right to vote, to now marching over a comic strip. Did Obama write the Stimulus Bill.........I dont think so? So How in the Hell do we incorporate a monkey getting shot by the police to the president.Its like we calling ourself monkeys first. Rember when you was younger and somebody said "You momma a FAT Pig"..And the teacher would say is your mother a fat pig, no, well don't respond to ignorance. SAME RULES APPLY Its crazy. It's like we got a hair trigger when it comes to perceived racism. I don't see anything racist about the comic strip. I thought it was dumb, was made for idiots to react to. e.i. Al Sharpton, BET, and all these other "so-called " black leaders. We got more important things to worry about. Al Sharpton iz a "PUBLICITY WHORE that plays the race card like the BIG JOKER in Spades"....We got kids dropping out, getting pregnant, going to jail, cities is disappearing, thats just a couple to come to mind. And there are plenty more. So Al Sharpton sit down, and relax ya perm brahhh.WE DON't BELIEVE YOU, YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE".....That's why you are nowhere near the Obama cabinet, cuz YOU SUCK!!!!!!
Thursday, February 19, 2009
What , my PRezzident
WHUT UP, MY PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
New York channel 1 in New York reported that many African American has replaced the "N" word with "MY President"...Dis is Some dumb A** Sh%T...How dat sound..."I'm gonna whup dat President Ass"???????????
New York channel 1 in New York reported that many African American has replaced the "N" word with "MY President"...Dis is Some dumb A** Sh%T...How dat sound..."I'm gonna whup dat President Ass"???????????
Sunday, February 15, 2009
NBa All-Star Game
First off Bill Russell Please go sit down....you are not that good and in today 's era your Ben Wallace...Seriously those gay lay ups are weak ,BIG CATUS would eat all dat......Lets get down to the game breakdow...WHO CARES its a FREAKin ALL-STAR game.....but i did observe some Things that disturbed Me....
Watch Dewight Howard do some silly shit...I told ya. I hate Kobe. Damn that DJ got a nice ASS. iverson is wahed up and he looks like a bitch. Good shit Howard. Man if I was Shaq I would not ever talk to Kobe. Jabawakees are FAGS. Fuck Nicholas Cage he could not save a game on Xbox. What da fuck, Muhhamd Ali. Why is he there He looks like he's sleep watching. Is he blind. why do he got Dark Shades in an Arena. Boooooooo!!! to McCain.... OMFG! Do I really need to see Obama at an All Star halftime. He is such a attention "whore". LMAO Zach Morris look lke Clay Akains. WHOA Fuck da ring...Who's dat bitch wit da Ass...WOW look at Beyonce...."Jay-Z you fucking lucky Bastard"ALLL man iz dat LIL WAYNE air FUCking the Guitar...WHAT A SPAZZinni...The women USA basketball team A.K.A. TEAM "L"....If D. WADE dont get that fucking shit off his face....WOW...LaBron iz a REAL MAN....Good shoot KG. D. Howard what a dummy..Noooooo!!! dont let Kobe win the MVP...YESSSS good reverse LaBron
SHAQ iz da Best. If KOBE wins the MVP im gonna PUKE....And the winner is..........KOBE and SHAQ.......FUCK DA NBA.......who play on tuesdayLMAO!!!!
da pistons not dat good
I'm not da type to say I told ya so but.....I TOLD YA MUTHAFUCKAZ!!!!!!!!Detroit Pistons is not a good team.To be fair....well they are fair. With a record of 27-24 and three games above .500 at the break its not looking good for the home team. Before i just rip them.(no pun intended) i'm gonna talk about the good side of the season thus far...Lets see. Well actually i cant find one. So lets RIPPPPP. The Pistons suck because they have no team leader. Who is the leader on this team.NOBODY. The fucking coach is a Hall of Lame Role Player known for "HACKING". Well the coach sucks maybe we can find a leader at point gaurd...Hell NO. Stuckey iz trash. He only gets off on weak gaurds, but when a team sets out to stop him hes garbage, plus this is his only second year. Allen Iverson the "Answer"...I'm officially changing his name to the "Questoion Mark". Cuz who iz dis guy....he cant even hit those running floaters anymore, plus he is not a team player. He's a "ME" player...And when will he ever play defense....Rahsheed iz a joke. And RIp and Prince are "BUSTERS"...it's like Detroit been soft ever since they got rid of Chaunce Billups.........
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